My Brother Cooked? o.O

Hey Im talking about My BIG brother here.. Just moment ago I saw him cooking.. I dont know wat he cooks but he really cook deliciously.. One thing I should say to you dat I feel weird is dat ...I think he just made he's own recipe (!) Seriously.. He cook daging (meat or watever you call it xD) n I thought he's just gonna fry it..He slice it himself xD! But later whn I glance back to the kitchen, I saw he put green chilis n onions. O.O I mean bro did you learn how to cook... Whn he put all of them together one thing dat he's missing is cooking oil .wahwahwah. How could he dont no dat if you are frying you should put cooking oil.. or maybe not.. I was still observing xD In his recipe I saw him put an egg... I think it just turned into an omelette..or did it? Agn whn I glance back to wat his cooking, it was already place on a plate and I saw squared cheese on top. O.O AMAZING! HAHAHA!  Byebye!